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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0x6 will be held in Chicago, IL on May 14th and 15th, 2015.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Note: Talk titles have been shortened to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

07:00PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - UBER_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
10:45AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "The Ghost of Security Past" - Chris Valasek
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "Synspotting for Teenagers & Swinging Adults" - nosteve
01:00PM - TALK.2 - "Weaponization of Vulnerabilities" - Espinoza
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TALK.3 - "Vomiting Shells: Tracking the Splatter Patterns" - Linn
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "Wanna Cyber?" - Tod Beardsley && egypt
05:00PM - TALK.4 - "Firmware Vulnerability Analysis" - Richards
06:00PM - TALK.5 - "Pwning People Personally" - FuzzyNop
07:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS
07:20PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.1 - "GATTACA - Final Warning!" - Goetzman
11:30AM - TURBO.2 - "Detecting Bluetooth Surveillance Systems" - Bugher
12:00PM - TURBO.3 - "A New Method of Avoiding Side-Channel Attacks" - Smith
12:30PM - TURBO.4 - "Medical Device Security" - Erven && Brand
01:00PM - TUBRO.5 - "Learning to Encrypt your Data Properly." - Pat Litke
01:30PM - TURBO.6 - "The Right to be Forgotten" - Jim Rennie
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TURBO.7 - "MMOR Political Gamechanging" - nkryptr
03:30PM - TURBO.8 - "Explore that which can not be explored" - Jaku && Sake
04:00PM - BREAK - GO SEE THE KEYNOTE - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
05:00PM - TURBO.9 - "Hacking the CFAA" - Whitney Merrill
05:30PM - TURBO.10 - "Bypassing Secure Desktop Protections" - Oliveira/Macedo
06:00PM - TURBO.11 - "How to Grow a Hacker" - David Shaw
06:30PM - TURBO.12 - "Threat Modeling in the Gaming Industry" - Wood
07:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN
07:30 PM - RECOMMENDED MEETUP - Northdown Chicago - 10% off w/ Badge

Friday, May 15th, 2015

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
10:00AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:45AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "Crypto in 50 minutes" - Jon Callas
12:00PM - TALK.6 - "No Hope for POS Security" - Havelt
01:00PM - TALK.7 - "Cartero - Another Social Engineering Framework" - Brutti
02:00PM - TALK.8 - "Building a Poor Man�s RFID Cloner" - Bong
03:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "What we know & what we need to know." - Jack Daniel
04:00PM - TALK.9 - "Trojaned Gems" - Myers/Claudius
05:00PM - TALK.10 - "BREAKING in BAD!" - Street
06:00PM - DAY 2 - HACKER BREW CONTENT RESULTS /CLOSING REMARKS
06:20PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:30PM - TURBO.13 - "Hunting on DarkNet" - Lakhani
12:00PM - TURBO.14 - "Going Kinetic on Cybercrime Networks" - Bambenek
12:30PM - TURBO.15 - "GSM Sucks: Detecting IMSI Catchers" - Martinez
01:00PM - TUBRO.16 - "How to Influence Elections on a Budget" - admford
01:30PM - TURBO.17 - "Card skimming using a RaspberryPi" - VideoMan
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TURBO.18 - "Being a Victim can be a Crime" - Czarnik
03:30PM - TURBO.19 - "ML & AR in Networking Defense" - Weiss/Eberhardt
04:00PM - BREAK - GO SEE THE KEYNOTE - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
05:00PM - TURBO.20 - "Wireless Drone Strikes Episode II" - Schmitt/Jordan
05:30PM - TURBO.21 - "Compliance kills the Security Star" - Stillig
06:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

08:30PM - THOTCON 0X6 AFTERPARTY * - DRINKS://localhost**
11:30PM - AFTER AFTER PARTY - ???

Featuring: 
- Local Craft Beer
- Great Food
- Music by VideoMan, Mauvehed, FuzzyNop, & Hand Job Academy

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. 
** Located at conference venue.

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 5 different areas:

* LOC://SR - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.   
 - You can buy good food right outside this area. 很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://IB - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will rows of chairs.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.

* LOC://SOUTH.LOFT - BarCon
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will chairs and tables.
 - There will be power and access to the tubes.
 - There will be video games. 
 - You do not have to STFU in here!

* LOC://NORTH.LOFT - Village
 - Table 0 - Workshop88
 - Table 1 - Illinois State University
 - Table 2 - Lock Pick Village
 - Table 3 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 4 - Bugcrowd
 - Table 5 - I am The Cavalry
 - Table 6 - Hacker Timeout
 - Table 7 - SANS Institute 

* LOC://SKYHIGH - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be until 1 hour before close. 
 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

*** MENU ******************************************************************

Note: All Food and Drinks purchase via Food/Drink tickets. 
Note Note: Food/Drink Ticket purchase is CASH ONLY. Plan ahead. 

* Drinks
- Soda && h20 == FREE
- Fresh Brewed Coffee == $3.00
- Bloody Mary && Screw Drivers (AM Only) == $5.00
- Mixed Drinks && Beer == $5.00

* Breakfast Eats (AM Only)
- Hot & Fresh Morning Burritos == $8.00
- Sunny-Up Tots == $8.00
- Seasoned Tots == $5.00
- Mini Donuts Basket == $5.00

* Lunch && Afternoon Eats == $8.00
- Key West Fish & Chips w/Fresh Tartar & Cocktail Sauces
- Buffalo Chicken Wings Basket + Blue Cheese Dipping Sauce
- Brioche Butter Burger + Tots
- Bahn Mi Sandwiches + Chips 
- Pizza Flats
- Crisp Potato Tot Nachos + Chopped Steak Chili

* Small Thingys
- Candy Bars == $2.00
- Homemade Kettle Chips w/French Onion Dip == $3.00
- Mini Donuts Basket w/ Carmel Dip == $5.00

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