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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0x8 will be held in Chicago, IL on May 4th and 5th, 2017.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

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Note: Talk titles have been shortened to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017

07:00PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - UBER_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Thursday, May 4th, 2017

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "TASBot" - Cecil
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "Int, Mod, & Gen Wireless sig w/ SDR" - Madrigal
01:00PM - TALK.2 - "IoT web of intrigue" - Kent
02:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
03:00PM - TALK.3 - "Bears...Bears Everywhere" - McCombs
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "Red Teaming From Beyond Infosec" - Zenko
05:00PM - TALK.4 - "Wearable Security - Attack and Defense" - Bown
06:00PM - TALK.5 - "It Came from the Garbage!" - Haase && Gough && Sikorski�
07:00PM - TALK.6 - "The Mirai BotNet" - Avishay Zawoznik
08:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS
08:10PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - TURBO.1 - "Practical optical key-duplication attacks" - Kilgore
12:30PM - TURBO.2 - "Cryptography Pitfalls" - Downey
01:00PM - TUBRO.3 - "Hacking your local government" - Caruana
01:30PM - TURBO.4 - "TCP Exploits" - Shipley
02:00PM - TURBO.5 - "SQL Server Hacking @ Scale w/ PowerShell" - Sutherland
02:30PM - TURBO.6 - "Borders for Dummies" - Andrews && Carlis
03:00PM - TURBO.7 - "Cryptocurrencies" - Brown
03:30PM - TURBO.8 - "Hacking in the Woods" - VideoMan && Morgan
04:00PM - BREAK - GO SEE THE KEYNOTE - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
05:00PM - TURBO.9 - "AWS in a Hurry Without Getting Owned" - Dhawan
05:30PM - TURBO.10 - "Null" - Null
06:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - DEMO.1 - "Pissing off the bad guys" - Webb
02:00PM - DEMO.2 - "Ph'ing Phishers" - JAe
04:00PM - DEMO.3 - "How I Darkweb Economies" - Xmas && Brown
06:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

08:30PM - RECOMMENDED MEETUP - Northdown Chicago - 10% off w/ Badge

Friday, May 5th, 2017

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:45AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "The Less Hacked Path" - Kamkar
12:00PM - TALK.7 - "Backdooring Your Python Programs" - Kotler
01:00PM - TALK.8 - "How to Doxx 60,000 Students" - Klatzco && Ringwood
02:00PM - TALK.9 - "I was the first Edward Snowden" - Man
03:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "The Future of THOTCON" - c7five
04:00PM - CONTEST RESULTS 
04:30PM - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS
05:00PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:30AM - TURBO.11 - "It's just Skype for Business" - Fosaaen
12:00PM - TURBO.12 - "You did what with SHA1 again?" - VideoMan
12:30PM - TURBO.13 - "Threat Intelligence 101" - Black
1:00PM - TUBRO.14 - "Unleashing the Dogs of [Cyber] War" - Vanatta && Waage
1:30PM - TURBO.15 - "Finding Domain Admin Access" - Lee && Gianarakis
02:00PM - TURBO.16 - "How to get your privacy back" - Gawron
02:30PM - TURBO.17 - "Why We Fight" - Woods
03:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - DEMO.4 - "Hardware Hacking on a Budget" - Price McDonald
02:00PM - DEMO.5 - "TAS Contest Results/Demos" - Jaku && Friends
04:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

08:30PM - THOTCON 0x8 AFTERPARTY * - DRINKS://localhost**

Featuring: 
- Local Craft Beer
- Great Food
- Music by The Bath Salt Zombies

Midnight:30 - AFTER AFTER PARTY - Late Bar - $3 cover

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s. 
** Located at conference venue. Must have conference BADGE. 

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 5 different areas:

* LOC://SR - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will be rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.   
 - You can buy good food right outside this area. 很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://IB - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will be rows of chairs.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.

* LOC://SP - Track X 
 - This is where the track X demos will be held. These are the tech demos.  
 - There will be  seating and screens.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.
 - Some foods and drink will served here.

* LOC://SOUTH.LOFT - BarCon
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - There will be power and access to the tubes.
 - There will be video games. 
 - You do not have to STFU in here!

* LOC://NORTH.LOFT - Village
 - Table 0 - Workshop88
 - Table 1 - DuoSecurity
 - Table 2 - Urbane Security
 - Table 3 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 4 - Hak4Kidz - Hacker Timeout!
 - Table 5 - Illinois State University
 - Table 6 - Pluralsight
 - Table 7 - SAN Institute
 - Table 8 - W. Capra Consulting Group
 - Table 9 - Jaku & Friends Puppet Show
 - Table 10 - THOTCON NOC
 - Table 11 - Lockpick Village (in BarCon)

* LOC://SKYHIGH - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be until 1 hour before close. 
 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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