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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-profit, non-co
mmercial event looking to provide the best conference possible on a very li
mited budget. 

THOTCON 0x9 will be held in Chicago, IL on May 4th and 5th, 2018.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Note: Talk titles have been shortened to fit this shitty 80's format.

Note Note: See "Speakers" area for full titles and abstracts. 

Thursday, May 3rd, 2018

07:30PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - EXTRA_TOP_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Friday, May 4th, 2018

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "The war on general purpose computing..." - Doctorow
12:00PM - TALK.1 - "OSX.pirrit part III - 0xAmit
01:00PM - TALK.2 - - "V!4GR4 BotNet: Cyber-Crime, Enlarged" - Zawoznik
02:00PM - TALK.3 - - "Brain Hacking for the Neuroscience Illiterate" - Meas
03:00PM - TALK.4 - - "DanderSpritz" -  Donoso
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "Denial of Trust: The New Attacks" - Wendy Nather
05:00PM - TALK.5 - "Inside the Wire" - Kelly && Carlis
06:00PM - TALK.6 - "All aboard the fail whale!" - Willingham�
07:00PM - DAY 1 CLOSING REMARKS - c7five
07:10PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.1 - "Reflective PE Unloading" - McIntyre
11:30AM - TURBO.2 - "How to Pen Test an ATM" - Crowley
12:00PM - TURBO.3 - "Navigating Martime Vulnerabilities" - johnnysunshine
12:30PM - TURBO.4 - "Creating the THOCON Badges" - Margalus && Ristich
01:00PM - TUBRO.5 - "How Cyber Offense Bolsters Cyber Defense" - Cozy Panda
01:30PM - TURBO.6 - "Foxtrot. Proxy, let's dance." - Snezhkov
02:00PM - TURBO.7 - "Browser as Botnet" - braxxox
02:30PM - TURBO.8 - "Inferring Wireless Camera Motion Detection" - Madrigal
03:00PM - TURBO.9 - "Teaching Kids to Learn How To Hack" - Graph-X
03:30PM - TURBO.10 - "Tracing input through JS is for tools" - Heath/Roberts
04:00PM - TURBO.11 - "Climb the Infosec Skill Tree" - Escandor-O'Keefe
04:30PM - TURBO.12 - "Red Teaming Newbies" - Underwood
05:00PM - TURBO.13 - "Hacking Advanced Authentication" - Houser && Douglas
05:30PM - TURBO.14 - "Puppet Show" - Jaku & Friends
06:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.1 - "Detecting Evil with Network Traffic Analysis" - Marcelle
03:00PM - X.3 - "Writing FreeBSD Malware" - lattera
06:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

09:00PM - THOTCON 0x9 PARTY* - HEADQUARTERS - RIVERNORTH**

* Must be >=21 to attended. Must wear clothes. No Guests or +1s. 
** Must have conference BADGE for entry. 

Saturday, May 5th, 2018

^^^ TRACK ONE / Первый Трек ^^^
09:30AM - DOORS OPEN 喝一杯
10:35AM - WELCOME.1 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
11:00AM - KEYNOTE.3 - "Hackers: Internet's Immune System?" - Elazari
12:00PM - TALK.7 - "Hunting Down the Nazis" - Bambenek
01:00PM - TALK.8 - "5Ghz Electronic Warfare" - solstice
02:00PM - TALK.9 - "Data Transfer Over Light and Sound." - Snezhkov
03:00PM - TALK.10 - "Rise of the Miners" - Grunzweig
04:00PM - KEYNOTE.4 - "The Hacker Community Must Always Exist" - Weld Pond
05:00PM - CONTEST RESULTS - Contest Leads 
05:30PM - DAY 2 - CLOSING REMARKS - Lead OPERs 
06:00PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.15 - "Hancitor Malware Operation Monitoring" - Hegel
11:30AM - TURBO.16 - "Not Your Daddy's Winexe" - JoSko && atucom 
12:00PM - TURBO.17 - "Why I don't dial 911" - McDonald
12:30PM - TURBO.18 - "Android Boxing" - Swapnil
1:00PM - TUBRO.19 - "IP You P, We All P on UPnP" - Peanuter
1:30PM - TURBO.20 - "Open Mic" - TBD
02:00PM - TURBO.21 - "Reverseing NTLMv1 using GPUs" - VideoMan
02:30PM - TURBO.22 - "Hacking GDPR" - Villanueva
03:00PM - TURBO.23 - "I Need a Hacker Consult, Stat" - r3pl1cant
03:30PM - TURBO.24 - "Oblivious Cryptography" - Everspaugh  
04:00PM - TURBO.25 - "Best travel buddy 3vaaar!" - Sosonkin
04:30PM - TURBO.25 - "Bug Bounty Methodologies" - Cable
05:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ TRACK X / 二軌 ^^^
12:00PM - X.4 - "Fun with LDAP and Kerberos in AD environments" - Flathers
02:00PM - X.5 - "An Introduction To Modern Binary Exploitation" - Bulazel
04:00PM - TRACK X ./SHUTDOWN

10:00PM - HELTER SKELTER PARTY @ SFCO 1941 W NORTH AVE

NO COVER / NON-HOSTED BAR

See Twitter #babybathbubbles

Sunday, May 6th, 2018

BurbSecCon
Noon - 4:00pm @ Township - 2200 N California Ave 
Open Bar + Free Pizza 
(Sponsored by Cybereason & Malicious Life Podcast) 

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 6 different areas:

* LOC://AUD - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will be theatre style seating in this room. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 1. 
  - Again, there is NO talking in Track 1 or you will be asked to leave. 
很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://GYM - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will be rows of chairs.
 - There will be a bar in here. 
 - Talkers will be asked to leave Track 2. 
 - Again, there is NO talking in Track 2 or you will be asked to leave. 

* LOC://306 - Track X 
 - This is where the Track X demos talks will be held. 
 - There will be chair seating and screens.

* LOC://BAR - BarCon, Edu Sponsors && Food Trucks
 - There will be drinking in here. 
 - The Edu Sponsors will be in here. 
 - There will be music and wubs.
 - There will be Lulz.
 - There will be chairs and tables.
 - There will be access to the tubes.
 - You do not have to STFU in here!
 - Food trucks will be parked right out the South exit. 

* LOC://R109 - Villages A 
 - Table 0 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 1 - HAK4KIDS
 - Table 2 - ARDUINO SECURITY
 - Table 3 - LOCKPICK VILLAGE PEOPLE

* LOC://R111 - Villages B
 - Table 4 - ARTWAREZ
 - Table 5 - BIOHACKING
 - Table 6 - Jaku & Friends Puppet Show 
 - Table 7 - CAR HACKING

* LOC://R309 && R301 - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snacks. This area will be open until 1 hour before close. 
 - There will be Track 1 && Track 2 video and audio in these rooms. 

 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

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